Your Man called today. He said you needed some Clarifying Shampoo. The hippie stuff from the health food store just is not working anymore. The kind that doesn’t really clean your hair or your head but pretends to. Your scalp and hair are screaming for oxygen. Your roots can’t breathe anymore. If you are wondering why your hair is dull and not shiny and flat and greasy. Your hair needs love. So does your man. The apple cider vinegar and baking soda that Grandma used to use is not working either. That was great before they made shampoo. It’s almost 2014. There are all sorts of good stuff out there.
You smell. Your pillow smells. He misses the way you used to smell when you used shampoo. If your wondering why your color fades so fast it may be because you need to get all the crap out first. That whole idea its good to color dirty hair is a big fat lie. If your bleaching it it is a whole different thing.
Your Man is afraid to tell you because he doesn’t want to hurt your feelings so he made me write you this letter. This is the truth. The whole Truth and nothing but the truth. Call me when your ready for help.
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Comb through your Conditioner.